sweet stuff.

i am a regular peach.

went to scoops today. really nice, had the passion fruit thing and a little of rocher, the nut one, coconut, rum, apple and some berry. really nice, so full... gaaaaa. i am happyhappyhappy today. yesterday, we celebrated the birthdays of ryan(13th August//today) & my aunt(11th August). i managed to get my hands on wine.

azz & ryonna are singing a duet for our merdeka day performance. azz still doesn't know the lyrics & ryonna cant reach the notes. so doomed. anyway, on friday, naz, azz, aliya & i stayed back in the class for a karokay session. oh my god, aliya can SING!! she's like an ANGEL. her range, its like WOW and she hit all the notes perfectly. i was like 'holy...' and naz was all 'i'm in love.' she was THAT good.

obviously, ijaz has nothing on her. =P

apple pie.

"and they end up smiling at you" -gnarls barkley.

and THIS, folks, is a start of a B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L day. -.-

yesterday, i discovered that i am bad at math... REALLY bad. -hides- in other news, i went shopping. bought a tshirt, shorts and two skirts. today i am not going to school as i am really tired. i think i might be sick. so, here i am listening to Smiley Faces by gnarls barkley. its really nice.

this morning, at about 6.30, i woke up, feeling sick. me, being home alone, called my mom to say i wouldn't be going to school... BUT i had to give hui mian the damned bawang(onion) for the stupid ert test, of which marks would be taken for PMR & i had to be CONSIDERATE and not let her fail just because her cooking was lacking bawang.

i, being unable to drive, had to walk to school at 6.30 AM to leave the bawang at her desk & walk back. whatever it be, i got attacked by mosquitos on the way to school so my arm is now itching like fuck. when i walked in the class, hair nicely dishevelled, wearing a shocking pink tee and green sweatpants, aaron & bryan (who were ALONE in there TOGETHER. ahemahem) turned to have a good stare at me. i am betting i looked damn stupid, coming to school at 6.30, carrying a handful of bawang, brandishing house keys hanging on my thumb, arm bright red & lumpy.

I'm starting to sound like somesort of mis-informed vampire slayer, armed with keys, arm bitten up by their little blood-sucking minions.

see me flying.

do YOU bing?

gnarls barkley is my current obsession. i am searching for a handphone for hui mian's birthday on the 15th. If anyone wants to contribute, kindly do so as i am short for cash. I had already bought her the nokia 3250 (which she is crazy about) but my mother didn't want me giving her a phone so she took it away and sold it to one of her co-workers, wasting my RM 800. She didn't even want ME to have it. So now I am sneaking around her to buy a phone, but me being 800-dollars-less (aka:broke), I have no idea how i am going to buy hui mian her beloved phone.

Yesterday was fun. I cannot go into detail as certain people may read this, getting mien & i into major trouble. it involved skipping a delicious hour and forty minutes of art. as for today, its been dramatic. i've heard "things" about several people. not good things.

i am persuading my mother dearest to buy her darling daughter a new phone. my current phone is having fun shocking me. Literally. it kinda hurts. i am aiming for the Razr v3. she says she wants to see my studying before she buys it for me. I left my science book open on the kitchen table to create that illusion. someday, i plan on collecting phones. fun.

brainless deep-sea creatures

sentence best describing Rebekah : what do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.

this entry is dedicated to explaining why i am similar to a brainless deep-sea creature. my friends liked the bimbo entry so much, they wanted me to make another one, listing MORE bimbo moments. so here it is. go crazy.

1. (Rebekah's genius question on the freezing/melting points of ice being both 0 degrees)
Rebekah: So, water freezes at 0 degrees right?
Hui Mian: Yeah...
Rebekah: And ice melts at 0 degrees right?
Hui Mian: Yeah...

Rebekah: Since ice melts at 0 degrees, it turns to water. But that water freezes at 0 degrees so it turns back to ice. And so on. So technically, it shouldn't have gotten to 0 degrees in the first place since that would be confusing and ice wouldn't freeze or melt or do ANYTHING. But it DOES. How does it do it?

Hui Mian: You lost me back at the freezing bit.

2. Rebekah: I want the sky to be pink.

3. (Rebekah mixing up vacuums with gravity)
Rebekah: Does all the rubbish in a vacuum cleaner just float around waiting to be taken out?
Hui Mian: Why would it float?
Rebekah: Its a VACUUM CLEANER, doofus.

4. (a completely useless invention)
Rebekah: Why doesn't someone invent a solar flashlight?

5. (when going on aeroplane with parents)
Rebekah: Mom, you take the window seat. I just straightened my hair and i dont want it to blow around too much.

6. Rebekah: But if i didn't know something, I'd know it. But if i didnt know that i'd know it, does that make me invisible?
(note: drunk at time of saying)

7. (possible scenarios of what Rebekah would do, as predicted by various people)
[in Olympics] approaches finish line in first place, starts running slo-mo with sound effects.
[when auditioning for america's next top model] sings theme song
[in Survivor gameshow] everyone deems Rebekah as harmless so no-one bothers kicking her off.
[Rebekah as a shark] Dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh DUNNN!!
[Rebekah as blonde] Wow, ladies and gentlemen, I never thought I'd see the day, but here we have the Rebekah, a fine specimen of a creature with NEGATIVE iq!!

8. (yet another very clever question)
Rebekah: can you drown a fish?

9. (while ordering food from canteen)
Rebekah: I want 2 of those. (holds up 3 fingers)

10. Most D'OH moment:
(while walking with friend to kitchen) Rebekah: Don't worry, I won't tell your mom you didn't go to tuition
(said mom pops up from behind wall) Mom: WHAAAT?