brainless deep-sea creatures

sentence best describing Rebekah : what do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.

this entry is dedicated to explaining why i am similar to a brainless deep-sea creature. my friends liked the bimbo entry so much, they wanted me to make another one, listing MORE bimbo moments. so here it is. go crazy.

1. (Rebekah's genius question on the freezing/melting points of ice being both 0 degrees)
Rebekah: So, water freezes at 0 degrees right?
Hui Mian: Yeah...
Rebekah: And ice melts at 0 degrees right?
Hui Mian: Yeah...

Rebekah: Since ice melts at 0 degrees, it turns to water. But that water freezes at 0 degrees so it turns back to ice. And so on. So technically, it shouldn't have gotten to 0 degrees in the first place since that would be confusing and ice wouldn't freeze or melt or do ANYTHING. But it DOES. How does it do it?

Hui Mian: You lost me back at the freezing bit.

2. Rebekah: I want the sky to be pink.

3. (Rebekah mixing up vacuums with gravity)
Rebekah: Does all the rubbish in a vacuum cleaner just float around waiting to be taken out?
Hui Mian: Why would it float?
Rebekah: Its a VACUUM CLEANER, doofus.

4. (a completely useless invention)
Rebekah: Why doesn't someone invent a solar flashlight?

5. (when going on aeroplane with parents)
Rebekah: Mom, you take the window seat. I just straightened my hair and i dont want it to blow around too much.

6. Rebekah: But if i didn't know something, I'd know it. But if i didnt know that i'd know it, does that make me invisible?
(note: drunk at time of saying)

7. (possible scenarios of what Rebekah would do, as predicted by various people)
[in Olympics] approaches finish line in first place, starts running slo-mo with sound effects.
[when auditioning for america's next top model] sings theme song
[in Survivor gameshow] everyone deems Rebekah as harmless so no-one bothers kicking her off.
[Rebekah as a shark] Dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh-dunh DUNNN!!
[Rebekah as blonde] Wow, ladies and gentlemen, I never thought I'd see the day, but here we have the Rebekah, a fine specimen of a creature with NEGATIVE iq!!

8. (yet another very clever question)
Rebekah: can you drown a fish?

9. (while ordering food from canteen)
Rebekah: I want 2 of those. (holds up 3 fingers)

10. Most D'OH moment:
(while walking with friend to kitchen) Rebekah: Don't worry, I won't tell your mom you didn't go to tuition
(said mom pops up from behind wall) Mom: WHAAAT?