Attack of the Assless Apes

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

lets read some dumb jock statements. all real. laugh.

"the doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing" - Dizzy Dean

"left handed, right handed, it doesn't matter, i'm amphibious" - Charles Shackleford

"nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann

i'm thinking of taking up a sport.